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But it's not.
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Now, I don't want to be presumptuous here, but some of you may have seen mould before. Lurking in the back of the fridge (at your friend's house). Lounging in the bottom of the fruit bowl (at your friend's house). Maybe you found some providing a characteristic, dull fluffiness to your more neglected novelty hats in the basement (that's the last time you lend a novelty hat to your friend).
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A Bonnet with a full head of mould may be significantly less delightful than a bald one. I guess it depends on your taste.
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You know, it gives me a great idea for a novelty hat...