Friday 12 October 2012

Wrong again, Sea Cucumber

Image: neptunecanada via Flickr
Now, I love slugs, snails and puppy dog's tails as much as the next little boy, but, and I hope this doesn't sound terribly fascist, but I like my slugs to be slugs and my snails to be snails.

Imagine my disgust when I saw this. A slug with a puppy dog's tail? The natural order of things upset. The done thing undone. Chaos and confusion rear their ugly heads as society collapses into madness.

Image: neptunecanada via Flickr
Walking by a cable, not a massive worm!
Sea Cucumber! What have you done?

Image: neptunecanada via Flickr
I've said it before and I'll say it again: Sea Cucumbers can't get anything right.

Walks around after 15 seconds. Apparently it was there for about a week!

Like other Sea Cucumbers it crawls around the place, taking in gobfuls of muck and digesting whatever filth they're base enough to call "food". Like most of us, really...

Image: Lenaick LEP via Flickr
Psychropotes longicauda
The tail is used to glide across the seabed in some way. It's a flying slug? Damn libertines.


TexWisGirl said...

just wrong in so many ways!

Joseph JG said...

Haha! You know it!

Anonymous said...

that just looks so weird

Joseph JG said...

I don't think Sea Cucumbers are capable of looking anything other than weird!