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That'd be one sassy bachelor pad.
Goldentail Geckos live in the forests of eastern Australia where they clamber through trees at night in search of insects to eat. They reach about 7 cm (3 in) long, not including the tail.
That's about all the info there is to be had. Except for one valuable lesson...
No matter how well dressed you are, you must always be careful not to look silly.