Look at them all, through the darkness I'm bringing
They're not sad at all, they're actually singing!
They sing without juicers
They sing without blenders
They sing without flunjers, capdabblers and smendlers
But mainly Lisa Needs Braces.
Yes, I own an episode guide.
Dental floss first, THEN sleep
Peaceful and troubling. Like a baby with devil horns
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Hey, is that one of those Fibonacci things?
Too late for braces
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It's a long wait in the dentist's waiting room
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I'm a sleeper, not a fighter
All in all, it seems those bizarre tusks are a bigger danger to their owner than anyone else!
The odd antics of the Babirusa don't stop there. They've also been seen indulging in ploughing behaviour in captivity. Give them some soft sand and they'll plough into it head-first, making all sorts of bestial noises, foaming at the mouth and tasting the sand.
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Females don't bother with that sort of thing
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An athletic physique, the likes of which the world has never known
And of course, there's another time when males and females wobble together, after which just 1 or 2 piglets are born.
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