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There are more than 20 species of Swamp Eel and none of them are really proper eels. They're just long, thin fish. The longest of all can reach over a metre (3.3 feet) in length, the smallest just 8.5 cm (3.3 in).
They come from shallow, stagnant or slow moving freshwaters in tropical areas across the world, but they can also tolerate brackish and cold water, too.
Looking at them, all brown and blank with head and tail best described as the 'thick end' and the 'thin end', they remind me of our very own Amphiuma. They were also sometimes called eels even though they weren't even fish. But they lost legs and toes, so let's see what the Swamp Eel lost:
Most have no scales on their skin.
They have almost no fins left. Some retain a small tail fin, others don't even have that.
They have no swim bladder.
They have no ribs.
Their gill membranes have all fused together and they have just one gill slit or pore under the throat.
You might think that life would be tough for a fish that has lost so much of its body, but they have one extremely useful development. Their mouth and throat is highly vascularised (has lots of blood vessels) so that they can act like a sort of lung. This means they can survive in water with low oxygen levels by rising to the surface and breathing air.
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Maybe it's like that mechanical thing where the less parts you have the less there is to go wrong?
Speaking of parts, most Swamp Eels start out female and become male later on in life. They'll change back into females if there are way too many males in the area, though. They're pragmatic like that.
Swamp Eels mate any time they want, there's no breeding season. Eggs are laid in nests of bubbles which the male guards. When these hatch, the youngsters come out with large pectoral fins, which are the ones on the sides behind the head. These help them swim for a couple weeks before they lose them and take up adulthood.
When it comes to Swamp Eels, fins count as "childish things".