Oh yeh, and a turtle. He looks a bit like a turtle.
There's that big, fat yet flat body that appears almost circular, with short, little legs protruding (a little) from each corner (the corners of the circle, yes. And?). To top it all off there's the cute and rather cheeky little head. This noggin is unusually small for a frog, naturally the eyes must also be unusually small to fit. Actually, "small" isn't the word when you compare it to other frogs. This head is more of a nodule, a miniscule growth that gives the appearance of an affable buffoon or a muscle-bound idiot called Ox or Moose.
They subsist entirely on termites, where they can just go ahead and dig right into their nests. They can eat hundreds of them in one sitting. Maybe they should consider more fruit and vegetables?
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Tiny little blobs with tiny little legs and tiny little heads. Cutely grotesque and grotesquely cute. Kinda like E.T. or maybe even you on the day you were born. I hope you grew up to eat more fruit and vegetables and less termites than the Turtle Frog did.