Image: Richard Ling Asterodiscides truncatus Who knew bricks could look so pretty!

Getting tickled in the belly is bad enough as it is. The INDIGNITY!

Image: Bernard DUPONT As if chameleons weren't weird enough already, they go all Spinosaurus on us.

Image: Richard Ling Ianthella basta If it's bad to make a pig's ear of a thing, how much worse an elephant's?

Nor any hand to shake.

Image: revjlw What do you get when you combine a fish and a stone?