Orange Fan Sponge

Image: Richard Ling
Echinoclathria leporina

It's the most absurdly dramatic sponge in the world!

Just look at this thing! Where can you put it?

Image: Richard Ling

In your golden sink? Beside your jewel-encrusted scrub brush? Next to your diamond scouring pad?

Face it, you have nothing that befits such magnificence.

Image: John Turnbull

Maybe you should leave it in the waters around Australia?

Image: John Turnbull

They seem to fit in rather well there.